For those who don’t know, today was Free iced Coffee Day at Dunkin’ Donuts. Me being the avid bargain hunter that I am, decided that this was an offer that I couldn’t refuse! (I’m watching the Godfather in Video Class!) But like any trip to a major food corporation, there must be some kind of adventure involved!
After a nice day at Gospel Choir, I left school at 5pm with my buddy Kennard to go grab a bite to eat at McDonalds! Being that I only had 3 bucks and change, I decided to order two McChickens. (Sound Familiar?) After the Cashier handed me my bag (There was only two McChickens, I checked rite away) I took my seat and begin to eat my meal. While eating and talking with Kennard, I saw a couple with two Iced lattes sitting across form us which reminded me of the Free Iced Coffee Day! I figured after Me n Kennard passed by guitar Center, we would part ways, and then I’d stop by the Dunkin’ Donuts and head home, simple enough rite? Well, Me n Kennard went to guitar center and I fell in love with this small electric-acoustic guitar that I think I’ll buy for Jesus Day (June 4th). I even called my dad rite then and there to see when we can buy it. We did a lil remix to “When I think about the Lord” and then called it a day. We got on the train and a few stops later Kennard had to get off his stop leaving me to ride solo till mine. Excitement bubbled in me as I waited for my stop to come. Then I thought came into my head, maybe I should check out the guitars at Sam Ash to make sure I’m getting a good bargain, which would mean I’d have to get off at a different stop. I decided the Iced Coffee was more important. I never even had coffee before so this was going to be an interesting experience.
I got off the the train and rushed to the Dunkin’ Donuts! Unfortunately I was greeted by a sign saying “No More Free Iced Coffee”. I was disheartened, I really wanted that Iced Coffee! I even sacrificed a trip to Sam Ash for it. I was a little dismayed, but I wouldn’t give! Sam I Am always has a plan. I figured I would take the bus to Sam Ash, check out the guitars, leave, take the bus again get off before I reach home, stop by the Dunkin’ Donuts there, leave, get on another bus and take it home. Simple Enough rite? I had enough rides on my school metro card to do so, so why not?
Using my transfer from the train I hoped on the B2, which I had never taken before. It was eerily silent since the Driver shut off the bus, and there was heavy breathing behind me. I looked back from the corner of my eye and couldn’t see a face, but I could tell this lady was over weight. It souded like Darth Vader was riding on the bus behind me. I just hoped the ride would go fast cause it was creeping me out! I got off at the last stop and went to sam ash. They had the same guitar I fell in love with but for 50 bucks more. I left and took the bus and got ready to head to Dunkin’ Donuts for the second time.
I arrived at Dunkin Donuts, and yes, they had Iced Coffee still left! I got online and waited for my first taste of Iced coffee, but couldn’t help but notice some commotion at the front of the line. Apparantly, they weren’t letting this guy get Iced Coffee because he didn’t have ID to prove he was over 18 “What is this a bar?” the guy in front of me joked. I wasn’t in a laughing mood however. I didn’t know you had to bring ID. Mind you this guy looks like he’s 25 and has a kid with him and they arent letting him get Iced coffee. I look like I’m 12! I checked my pockets and thankfully I had my tech ID. But would they even accept it? I got to the front of the line and pulled out my Tech ID!
“Uhh… you need a government ID”
“Umm..”
“Oh, it has your birthday on it? Hold on”
Success! I got my Iced Coffee and rushed on out of there. As soon as I was out of the store I took my first sip. It was.. it tasted.. quite horrible. I sipped it again to make sure it wasn’t just my imagination. I put my straw in the middle, I put it at the bottom, I put it at the sides, I drank it straight down my throat, I let it rest in my mouth a little while before drinking it down, no matter how many ways I drank it, it tasted disgusting… it was like… water flavored with with coffee beans.. which is what coffee is I guess. But it was more water than coffee beans, and more crappy than good tasting. I took sips all the way home, hoping it would taste better, but it just tasted worse. When I got home, I filled it with sugar till it was drinkable, but even now, I doubt I’ll finish it. Maybe I just don’t have a taste for it, maybe the guy was tired of making free Iced coffees all day that he just made mine in a crappy way, maybe I still didn’t drink it in the right way yet, but my verdict on Iced Coffee: Horrible, bad tasting, yuck yuck. However a quote from my Dad made the day end just rite.
“Sammy! Come downstairs!”
“Yes dad?”
“I have some questions for you”
“Umm.. ok?”
“Are you Smarter than a fifth grader?”
(We both go watch tv)
Do you like Iced Coffee?